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Top 10 Condoms for Hipsters

Hipsters are known for their discerning taste preferences, including fine wines, small batch craft beers and American Spirits, yet they’re humble enough to enjoy thrift shopping, riding on bikes instead of in cars, couch crashing and an ice cold PBR.

Hipsters, who are the hippies of our day, are also known for loving anything that is free. Free of conformist ingredients, that is. Is this pizza gluten-free? Is this gum artificial sweetener-free? Is this mustache wax cruelty-free? Is this taco GMO-free?

Of course, hipsters are also known for their carefree attitudes towards sex and sexuality.I carefully examined our enormous selection of condoms in order to determine which of our condoms are the most hipster friendly, so there won’t be an outpouring of hipster babies in Animal Collective onesies who will rise up and rule the earth in a couple of decades.

Hit the link to see what condoms made the list!

Q: If condoms stretch enough to cover a person’s foot…

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IF CONDOMS STRETCH ENOUGH TO COVER A PERSON’S FOOT, WHY DO WE HAVE DIFFERENT SIZES?????

Cause size matters, yo.  Just because a condom CAN stretch over an entire foot it doesn’t mean it’s comfortable to wear on your penis. ;)  

Learn how to correctly measure your penis to find the right condom size, and you’ll never have to worry about a bad fit again!

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